mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

jewmingle:

Steal Her Look: Ikea Monkey

Burberry Prorsum Suede and Shearling Coat - $4,995

Malene Birger Bellish Fur Mittens - $195

Rare 1960’s Yves Saint Laurent Brown Fur Hat - $613

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

corpraldouchebag:

bi-privilege:

informational diagram on the inner workings of bisexuals

BLESS

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

(Source: flip5600)

(Source: tsubomscary)

40ozbaka:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender)

Am I a flight attendant yet? 💁✈️ #selfie

Am I a flight attendant yet? 💁✈️ #selfie

The Symbol of the Revolution. The Mockingjay.

(Source: a-world-of-our-very-own)