(Source: liekeblogger)

#boeing #737 @qantas

#boeing #737 @qantas

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

joshpeck:

she is a gift to this world

mischief-in-221b:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

I got freaking swooped three days into spring.  These fuckers don’t fuck around

mischief-in-221b:

wattleandgum:

king-owl:

australians all let us rejoice

We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.

I got freaking swooped three days into spring.  These fuckers don’t fuck around

@caitlinstasey: Insulting someone by accusing them of being a ‘girl’ or ‘gay’ is about as offensive as calling them a human.

(Source: swifterly)

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(Source: thebeatofyourlifeline)

baby: m... m...
mom: mama?
baby: mama...
mom: thank god it's not that meme
baby: just killed a man

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

Safety first. ✌️

Safety first. ✌️