she is a gift to this world
australians all let us rejoice
We’ve been telling fuckin tourists and Irish people about this and they’re all like ‘wtf what is wrong with your birds’.
I got freaking swooped three days into spring. These fuckers don’t fuck around
@caitlinstasey: Insulting someone by accusing them of being a ‘girl’ or ‘gay’ is about as offensive as calling them a human.
a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite